I AM ZIM!!!! part 1

1. Name: Irken Zim
2. Nickname(s): I AM ZIM!!!
3. Birthday: I don't have one
4. That makes you: Invader
5. Where were you born: In a tube.
6. Location right now: My base
7. Shoe size: Irken?
8. How many piercings?: No I do not! I would never have those filthy things on my face.
10. When you wake up you're: Screaming!
11. When you're about to sleep you're: Zim never sleep.
12. Zodiac sign:  
13. Chinese sign:  
14. Righty or Lefty: Both
15. Innie or Outie: I don't get it
16. School: Zim hates school.

Section Two: Looks (SEXY.)

17. Nationality: Irken
18. Hair color: I don't have any. (Black wig)
20. Weight: None of your Irk-damn business.
21. Height: 4.2 Zim wishes to be taller. Unfortunately height means a lot to us where I come from.
22. Braces?: Why would I, the Almighty Zim would ever put such a piece of metal inside my mouth?
23. Glasses?: I do not wish to look like the Dib-beast!

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Why would I the amazing Zim wants such as a love-pig!
25. If so, who?: I've already told you I don't have one.
26. If Not, do you have a crush on someone?: Zim has no inky feelings such as a crush.
27. Who has a crush on you?: Fan girls
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: If I ever have one, which I don't. I would never such as cheats.
29. Who was your first kiss: Gir, and it wasn't pleasant.
30. Who was your last kiss: it was my first and last.
31. Are you a virgin?: What's a version?
32. Ever had a threesome before?: You have to be more pacific on this question.
33. Nothing to see here: you're damn right.
34. Have you ever been in love?: Do you mean that feeling when humans get all weak inside and feel like you're floating on air?.... Never!
35. Broken any hearts?: Zim is not sure. I don't remember if I did? But if so I hope I broke it real good.
36. Got your heart broken?: If I ever do I probably would never go on with my life anymore. For example if the Almighty Tallest told me my mission was a lie and they left me there to die.
37. Ever liked a friend?: No!
38. What happened?: What happened to you?


Section Four: Past Relationships (Mother of pearl..)

39. How many relationships have you been in?: Zero............ unless you count the Dib. More like an enemy sort of....way?
40. How many were serious enough to count: I have no clue
41. Who were those serious ones: what the hell is this... Isn't this the same question as before?
42. Nothing?: Well I got nothing
43. What made them different: I have no clue
44. What happened: With what?
45. Best boy/girlfriend: never have never will
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: same as the one before
47. Ever been kissed: didn't Zim already answered you this question
48. Who do you want back: the Dib-human. He is in college right now
49. Who do you regret: Zim regrets nothing
50. Why?: Why not

Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: any human who does parodies of Zim
52. Movie: I don't like movies
53. Food: my snacks
54. Drink: soda
55. Store: I don't go shopping
56. Television show: not The Angry Monkey Show! That's for sure
57. Holiday: Probing Day  (not what you think)
58. Book: I don't read your pitiful papers that you call a book.
59. Ice cream: I hate it
60. Sweets: cannot resist
61. Crisps:
62. Type of music: I don't have any type.
63. Artist:
64. Word:  
65. Time of day: DOOM!
66. Dressing:This is not a dress
67. Alcoholic drink: oh Irk, it's been so long since I had one.
68. Colour(s): red purple pink black
69. Piece of clothing: My Irken Military Uniform
70. Character(s): of what?
71. Smell:
72. Shampoo: glue
73. Soap: bacon
74. Smiley:
75. Board game: I don't really have a favorite
76. Sport: I used to play a sport. I had to quit because I found out I was the ball.
77. Number: Zim has no favorite number.... Wait! Can I use Pie? Yes! I like pie

78. Quote: "why was there Bacon in the soap?"
79. Animal: not from this planet
80. Actor: Richard Horvitz
82. Vegetable: don't like them
83. Fruit: strawberries
84. Place to be: not here
85. Thing in your room: my computer?
86. Gum:
87. Shape: Irken Insignia
88. Country: destroy
89. Mall: I don't go there
90. Car: Voot Cruiser
91. Boy's name: Zim
92. Girl's name: Miz
93. Family member: I have no family
94. Restaurant: I don't go.
95. Movie place: I don't go your stupid movies
96. Person to go to the movies with: even if I did, I wouldn't take anyone
97. Noise: one thing of all it's not Gir's screaming
98. Brand of shoe: really don't have one
99. Brand of clothing: same as the last question
100. Body part of a chicken: what is wrong with you
101. Swear word: technically it's in Irken
102. Month: I do not have one
103. Possession: this planet
104. Team: the Empire
105. Season: don't have one
106. Radio station: I don't listen to the radio except if it's a transmission
107. Magazine: Irken weekly
108. Favourite grade: all my school years were horrible
109. Least favourite grade: I just answered your question
110. Teacher: my teachers never liked me
111. Least favourite teacher: Bidders
112. Subject: never had a favorite subject
113. Subject to talk about: things to tortured the Dib