I AM ZIM!!!! part 4Section Fourteen: Future289. Dream job: to become the Almighty Tallest!:iconAwesomeZimPlz:290. Dream house: I think my base is enough to be Zim's home.291. Husband/Wife: Zim wishes not to courtship with anyone right now.292. Kids: do you mean smeets?:iconZimO-oplz:Zim shall pass this one for now.93. Names: .......:iconZimomgclapplz: I think my PAK is starting to spark a little294. Pet: The Dib is enough to be Zim's pet.:iconzimcuteplz: 295. Car: The Massive296. Age you would want to get married: Pff~ I'm 172. Why do you ask age for getting courtship.:iconAwesomeZimPlz:297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: nothing comes to mind.:iconZimShrugPlz: 298. Honeymoon: I have no idea what that is.:iconZimEhPlz: Section Fifteen: Your friends(Not counting Online)299. Best friend: FFFFUUU~:iconZimfffplz:FINE! the Dib-human300. Known the longest: 12 years me and the human301. Craziest::iconDibcrazyplz: 302. Loudest::iconZimscreamingPLZ: 303. Shyest::iconZimHideP
I AM ZIM!!!! part 3Section Eleven: Have you ever192. Flashed someone: I've done that a few times.:iconzimcameplz:193. Gotten so drunk till you threw up everywhere: well, there was this party before operation of impending Doom 1.194. Told that person how you felt: felt about what.:iconZimPlZ:195. Been arrested: I hold the record.:iconzim3plz:196. Gone to jail : oh, the stories I can tell.:iconAwesomeZimPlz: 197. Skateboarded: I've done better things than that.:iconUwantsomeofthisplz: 198. Skinny dipped: no.:iconZimSeesplz:199. Rock climbed: during Academy training.200. Killed someone: I can't give you names only numbers.:iconzim3plz:201. Watched porn: the hell is that?:iconZimwtfPLZ:202. Gone on a road trip: once with the Dib-human.:iconZimShrugPlz: 203. Went out of the country: not really.:iconZimShrugPlz:204. Talked back to an adult: do you not know who I am?:iconzim3plz:205. Broken a law: same answer that was before.206. Got pulled over: so many times.208. Cried to get
Ask Zim #1Nov.19.13:iconZimPlZ::iconsaysplz:Hello there earth creatures. It's me your one true ruler, ZIM!!!! And welcome to my show Ask Zim. Starring me ZIM!:icondibberz-plz::iconsaysplz:*Pops out of nowhere **you see older version of Dib. That looks like he's in his 20s * And me Dib.:iconZimPointPlz::iconsaysplz: DIB! What on Irk are you doing here?:icondibmembraneplz::iconsaysplz:ummm, Zim I live here with you remember?:iconInvader-Zimplz::iconsaysplz:Yes Zim knows that. But why are you home. Aren't you supposed to be in college?:iconDibHappyPlz::iconsaysplz:No not really.... Well yes. Point being Thanksgiving is coming up and I just wanted to come home for the holidays.:iconZimGlarePlz::iconsaysplz:Curse you and those stupid Earth holidays.:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz:and me EmoGirl10590...... wait? Did I miss my queue?:iconzimewplz::iconsaysplz:The hell?:iconDibHappyPlz::iconsaysplzh, hello my dark Angel of love.:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz:*annoyed look* Dib I told y
Ask Zim #3Nov.22.13:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz: hello everyone and welcome back to.....* hear something* what?:iconZimScreamPlz::iconDibcrazy1plz::iconsaysplz: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *running away from something.... Something huge*:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz: what the?:iconderpycartoonist: derpycartoonist: ZIM, DIB OMG CAREFULL THERE IS A WAVE OF FANGIRLS COMING YOUR WAY (im in it too ):iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz: Holy sh- *static*Trends mission has been cut off. Please stand by until further instructions. Your caller has been attacked by hideous crazy fan girls. Until this moment has passed enjoy this....ummmm six hours of... ummmm Nyan Cat . *You watched it for a minute and then you died, suddenly were brought back to life by the miracle of the Invader Zim theme song kicked in back into your system. It was a miracle.*:iconzim3plz::iconsaysplz: And stay out. *Slamming the door*Dib who is sitting on the couch while EmoGirl helps his wounds. He was hugging his k
Ask Zim #2Nov.21.13Last time on Ask Zim... (Doctor who theme song in the background):iconottolover101: ottolover101 :zim, don't look now, but there is a weeping angel behind you...:iconZimO-oplz::iconsaysplz: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!(the TARDIS noise) a man's voice: Allons-y:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz: *sarcasm* oh great now were going to do this reference. *Smile and acts cheerfully* happy 50th anniversary Doctor who.(Theme song ended):iconZimHoShitPlz::iconsaysplz: *Pant pant* are those weeping Angel thing-ys gone now.:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz:yes Zim, you can come out of the corner now.:iconZimPointPlz::iconsaysplz: Zim was hiding in there for two days and why didn't you filthy Earth creature didn't bring Zim food?... *Looks around* and where is the Dib-beast?:iconEmoGirl10590::iconsaysplz: oh, he's saying farewell to the Doctor. *Scratching head in curiosity* has it already been two days already? Felt like an hour. And besides we had to get rid of those we
Don't stand so close to Zim (rewrite)Young boy, see's subject of his extraterrestrial fantasyHe wants him so badlyKnows what he wants to dowith all the of his stocking himyou've kept his secret from the worldSpying through binoculars - he's so close now This alien is decades from his ageDon't stand,don't stand soDon't stand so close to ZimYoung boy you're out of your mindyour love for Zim is wasting your timeleave what you can boy, before he leaves off to space-boyTemptation, frustrationso bad it makes Zim want to dieyou're even imagining him without his disguiseGet out of there, before you have the time, to change your mindcuz Zim's afriad you've gone too farDon't stand,don't stand soDon't stand so close to ZimDon't stand,don't stand soDon't stand so close to ZimYoung boy you're out of your mindyour love for Zim is a waste of your timeBetter go Dib-stink, you're much too young boyDon't stand,don't stand soDon't stand so close to Zim (you're much too young boy)You're much too young DIB!
Happy Halloween My Invaders
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and happy Halloween to you too!!!